Oh No...

Please. I need help. These shoes are killing me!!!
Once again, I make the mistake of going onto Gilt.com to browse the daily merchandise of designer sample sales and what do I find? Oh nothing but a gorgeous pair of Burberry Platform T-strap Pumps. They look so comfortable and amazing and chic and ugh I need to lie down. They're originally priced $595 but are currently priced at $299 and the sale started 15 minutes ago and the only sizes left are 37.5 and 38.5 ... whatever that means (I mostly just added that for dramatic affect).
Why? Why do I have such a BrutaLBudget?

::photo obtained from Gilt.com::