Dear Jessica Stam,
When you wake up in the morning to find that your legs have been swapped for shorter and less toned legs, and that your hair has been removed and replaced with less blonde hair, do not fret. I will most likely, maybe, probably be returning your normal features back to you as soon as I get tired of being beautiful...
So in the mean time, see what you can do with what I've left you and let me know what you come up with.


Oh and, when you realize you're blind, well, I've taken those too.

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